Gross Food

Yum,
At dinner I wondered aloud why the beef filling in the tortellini didn't taste like beef...my mom was immediately grossed out.
"Maybe there's cow ears in it." I suggested, just to gross her even more.
My older brother laughed to himself.
"In a Garfield comic..." I started for him.
"Close."
"In a Calvin and Hobbes comic..." I corrected myself.
"Exactly, It's kind of gross, so I'll tell you later."
Later...
"Calvin goes to his mom and says:"
Calvin: I'm saving up my boogers for nasal (Something).
His Mom: Blugh! Eww! no one has nasal (Something).
Calvin: ....................I have a jar for you to wash.
"Remember that one about the ear wax?" I offered.
"Oh yeah!"
Calvin: Hey, Mom, could I have some string?
His Mom: Sure Calvin, what for?
Calvin: A wick, I'm saving all my ear wax for a candle.
His Mom: Eww! Calvin!
Calvin: Could I at least make a set of crayons?

Hee, hee.
Himor: My kind of guy.
Kaushe: They're twins!
Himor: Yup!
Kaush: *Rolls eyes, then grins* I'm talking about you and the toilet.
Himor: Get back here!
Scezzle: Grow up you two!

Christmas present up-date:
I was going to put some garbage in the garbage can in the garage and my dad said I couldn't go in there because he had one of my Christmas presents in there.........some thing tells me I'm getting a bike. I'm very sure it's a bike, but it could be some thing else big.
Some thing else: My mom said that she had to pick some thing up that came in the mail.....Is it my Tenth Ave CD? Maybe?
List of things I THINK I'm getting:
Kingdom Hearts for Gameboy
Geetar (Guitar)
Tenth Avenue North CD: Light Meets The Dark
New Bike