When your parents are gone and you just

How to make an ULTRA ADDICTING ICED MOCHA

Also known as: Uaim. (Pronounced: yew-ah-ih-em)

*This is where I would insert a picture of uaim, but I have already drunk said drink.*

You will need:

• A cup, bottle or glass. (very important.)
• Strong coffee of your choice (can have been sitting on the counter for days.**)
• Chocolate syrup or hot chocolate powder
• Milk
• Ice cubes

Instructions:

1. Pour 1/4 to 1/3 (depending on your taste) strong coffee into cup/bottle/mug/glass/whatever.
2. Add chocolate and stir well.
3. Fill up most of the way with milk.
4. Add ice cubes and stir once more. You may have to let it sit a minute to reach its full iciness.
5. Add optional, hypothetical, non existent whipped cream and enjoy your Uaim.

It's simple. It's fast. It's uaim.

I should become a sales personel. I could make millions.

Naw, I'm to lazy for that. Chao!


**I would say here that I do not use old coffee that's just gross, but my parents taught me not to lie.

When You're Like Me...

You find joy in the little things.

Like reaching 10,000 views on a blog that has been going on and on about random topics for almost four years.

Yeah.
It's pretty big.

Lemme give you some statistics here:

• I started this blog when I was about twelve and a half.
• This blog has been alive on and off for approximately 41 months.
• (That's 3.41666666666667 years. Do the math.)
• I'm going to make an assumption here that the only people reading my blog here are people either who:
• Are good friends of mine.
• I begged to read this blog.
• Online friends of mine (whom I begged to read this blog).
• Random internet people who happened to stumbled upon it.**
• I have only 20 followers. TWENTY. And I think one of them's me.
• Also, most of them have either died or gone away.
• I have, embarrassingly enough, changed my name almost five times in these past years. Discontent child I was.
• I have run out of statistics.

This blog has been through much, with, to put bluntly, little support.

I am stubborn. I keep going. Long live the shenanigans.

I would, however, like to thank those that did stick by me.

Thank you. 

A billion times over. 

Whether one time visitor or long time friend, thank you, for helping me reach a whopping

10,000 VIEWS

Let the party begin.

** If this is you: I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.