Saturday, April 19, 2014

How to make an ULTRA ADDICTING ICED MOCHA

Also known as: Uaim. (Pronounced: yew-ah-ih-em)

*This is where I would insert a picture of uaim, but I have already drunk said drink.*

You will need:

  • A cup, bottle or glass. (very important.)
  • Strong coffee of your choice (can have been sitting on the counter for days.**)
  • Chocolate syrup or hot chocolate powder
  • Milk
  • Ice cubes
Instructions:
  1. Pour 1/4 to 1/3 (depending on your taste) strong coffee into cup/bottle/mug/glass/whatever.
  2. Add chocolate and stir well.
  3. Fill up most of the way with milk.
  4. Add ice cubes and stir once more. You may have to let it sit a minute to reach its full iciness.
  5. Add optional, hypothetical, non existent whipped cream and enjoy your Uaim.

It's simple. It's fast. It's uaim.

I should become a sales personel. I could make millions.

Naw, I'm to lazy for that. Chao!


**I would say here that I do not use old coffee that's just gross, but my parents taught me not to lie.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

When You're Like Me...

You find joy in the little things.

Like reaching 10,000 views on a blog that has been going on and on about random topics for almost four years.

Yeah.
It's pretty big.

Lemme give you some statistics here:

  • I started this blog when I was about twelve and a half.
  • This blog has been alive on and off for approximately 41 months.
    • (That's 3.41666666666667 years. Do the math.)
  • I'm going to make an assumption here that the only people reading my blog here are people either who:
    • Are good friends of mine.
    • I begged to read this blog.
    • Online friends of mine (whom I begged to read this blog).
    • Random internet people who happened to stumbled upon it.**
  • I have only 20 followers. TWENTY. And I think one of them's me.
    • Also, most of them have either died or gone away.
  • I have, embarrassingly enough, changed my name almost five times in these past years. Discontent child I was.
  • I have run out of statistics.
This blog has been through much, with, to put bluntly, little support.
I am stubborn. I keep going. Long live the shenanigans.

I would, however, like to thank those that did stick by me.

Thank you. 

A billion times over. 
Whether one time visitor or long time friend, thank you, for helping me reach a whopping

10,000 VIEWS

Let the party begin.


** If this is you: I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

A Rather Pointless Update

Just checking in to remind you of my existence.

So, obviously, I'm back from Mexico. We spent five days there, building two houses for two families. It was an amazing experience and God was ever present in our church schoolbus. I've sort have been on a withdrawal from being in an enclosed space with 34 other people for two weeks. But it was great, I had so much fun. I could sit for hours and tell you about it, but I don't have the time or drive to do so, so I'll spare you the details.

When I got home our internet wasn't working, so I couldn't do anything for about a week, but here I am now, with working internet. Fun stuff.

I have recently been working on plotting Howl of the Silver Moon once again. I've made some headway. Gotten a little farther, planned a little more, dreamt up more plot bunnies. For instance:


This is my main character from Howl of the Silver Moon's mom's theme. So Lily's mum Ann's theme. Ann's theme. It gives me feels. Think what you like. I might actually finish this book one day and you'll find out what I mean. Maybe I'll publish it. But I laugh at myself.
My only problem now is how to resolve all the amazing plot bunnies I have dreamt up. I have planned out a beginning and middle, but I have almost no idea how I am to arrive at the end. This boggles me. And I am so swamped in schoolwork that I feel as though I don't have time to sit and think of one. Think is I manage to find time to procrastinate, but never use my moment of procrastination to plot my closing. Goodness.

I also really want to keep going with Bridie's Domain. But, like I said, I can never find time to sit and write. But I some how manage to write other things. Good greif woman. Get a grip on yourself.

May I also recommend a classic novel: Lord of the Flies by William Golding. Some people may find it old (it is), hard to get in to (to some degree), and difficult to understand (takes effort), but it's definitely worth the read. imho.

soyup toodles.